Lewis' Law:
No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
Related:
- NEW SIMPLIFIED, PLAIN ENGLISH HOMEOWNERS POLICY-SPECIAL FORM
The ______________Insurance Company has issued this policy to ______
_________________for a period of _____ year(s) ending promptly at midnight,
standard time on ______________. Property Location... - POLITICALLY INCORRECT DEFINITIONS OF WHAT
BILL CLINTON'S REALLY SAYING
What he says.
What he means ---------------------------------... - A man suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes to the pet store
to shop for a parrot.
He sees quite an assortment for sale for $500 to $1000... - No matter how you slice it,
it's still a golf ball... - An 8-foot fluourescent light in a New York City office burned out,
and the Big Boss said, `Fix it'. Naturally the job... - Lewis' Law:
People will buy anything that's one to a customer... - A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after
careful consideration,
he decided to buy her a pair of gloves. Accompanied... - As the following classified classics will demonstrate,
there are often more laughs on the advertising...
From the same category:
- Non-Reciprocal Law of Expectations:
Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results... - Murpny's Law:
If anything can go wrong,
it will... - Ehrman's Commentary:
Things will get worse before they will get better.
Who said things would get better... - Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness:
The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely... - Manly's Maxim:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong...
