Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness:
The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.
The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.
Related:
- Klipstein's Law:
You never find a lost article until you replace it... - I work like I am paid,
Very Little & Once a... - Soviet lotto jackpot features toilet paper" (various sources)
MOSCOW -
A lottery in the Ukranian city of Stakhanov didn't... - THE PERSONAL COMPUTER AWARENESS DICTIONARY
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Do you feel confused by the jargon of the personal computer revolution?
Afraid to enter the world of the computer salesmen... - Lewis' Law:
No matter how long or hard you shop for an item,
after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere... - Gumperson's Law:
The probability of anything happening is in inverse... - 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea,
its the LAW... - 186,000 miles/sec:Not just a good idea
its law... - Firestone's Law of Forcasting:
Chicken Little only has to be right once...
From the same category:
- Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving Systems Dynamics:
Once you open a can of worms,
the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can... - Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
1.
An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction... - The Airplane Law:
When the plane you are on is late,
the plane you want to transfer to is on time... - Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law:
Everything goes wrong all at once... - Murphy's Constant:
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its...
