Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for
getting drunk.
getting drunk.
Related:
- Bacchus:
A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse... - IMPIETY:
Your irreverence toward my deity... - Did you know that 4 out of 10 accidents are caused by drunk drivers?
Therefore you have less chance of getting into an accident... - What is convenient and weighs 20,000 pounds?
An elephant six-pack... - The BBS that they invented
autodial for... - In 1492,
Columbus Invented America... - Then there was the guy whose roommate caught him pouring beer in his hand.
"What are you doing?" he asked. "I wanna score tonight... - That's Why God Invented Grenade
Launchers... - A DRUNK WAS STAGGERING DOWN THE STREET WITH A BOX UNDER EACH ARM.
A POLICEMAN STOPS THE DRUNK AND ASKS: "EXCUSE ME...
