The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
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- The older a man gets,
the farther he had to walk to school as a boy... - A man went rushing into a church for something he had forgotten,
but he was stopped cold by a huge sign the janitor... - A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
On his way there two nuns look at him and he says... - A guy is in a bus station, and goes into the men's room to piss.
When he walks in he sees a leprechaun with the most... - You know you are from a small town if...
** You can name everyone you graduated with.
** You know what 4-H is. ** You ever went to parties... - Whom are you?" he asked.
(He had went to night... - A young boy came home from school one day and told his mother that he began
a sex education class that day.
His mother hit the ceiling and said, "There's gonna... - Where is God?
Two bothers, ages eight and ten, were always getting themselves into trouble
for some reason or another.
If something was missing, they were probably involved...
