President Bush called Dan Quayle into his office. Bush said, "Dan, I want
you to go on a fact finding mission to Central America." "Ok," Dan replied.
So, Dan went back to his office and said to his secretary, "Will you please
book me a flight to Ohio?"
you to go on a fact finding mission to Central America." "Ok," Dan replied.
So, Dan went back to his office and said to his secretary, "Will you please
book me a flight to Ohio?"
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