TOP TEN MOTHER'S DAY GIFTS AVAILABLE IN TIMES SQUARE
10. Rolling pin vibrator
9. "World's Greatest Mom" crack pipe
8. A lovely silk robe shoplifted from Saks
7. Videocassette of the movie "Danish Moms"
6. A guy who'll do anything for fifty bucks
5. Necklace of human ears
4. Car stereo (with minor crowbar damage)
3. Combination brass knuckes/cheese slicer
2. Gift certificate good for one brutal beating
1. Inflatable Dad
10. Rolling pin vibrator
9. "World's Greatest Mom" crack pipe
8. A lovely silk robe shoplifted from Saks
7. Videocassette of the movie "Danish Moms"
6. A guy who'll do anything for fifty bucks
5. Necklace of human ears
4. Car stereo (with minor crowbar damage)
3. Combination brass knuckes/cheese slicer
2. Gift certificate good for one brutal beating
1. Inflatable Dad
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