A man approached a stunning blonde at a party. After introducing himself and
engaging in some friendly conversation, he asked her, "Would you be willing
to sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" The woman was taken aback by the
question, but after a few minutes' thought replied, "Yes, I think I would."
The man then asked her, "Well then, would you sleep with me for fifty
dollars?" The woman was shocked and replied indignantly, "What do you
think I am?!" "We've established that," the man said, "Now we're negotiating
the price!"
engaging in some friendly conversation, he asked her, "Would you be willing
to sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" The woman was taken aback by the
question, but after a few minutes' thought replied, "Yes, I think I would."
The man then asked her, "Well then, would you sleep with me for fifty
dollars?" The woman was shocked and replied indignantly, "What do you
think I am?!" "We've established that," the man said, "Now we're negotiating
the price!"
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