My favorite answer to 'Were you sleeping?' is "That's okay, I had to get up
to answer the phone anyway."
to answer the phone anyway."
Related:
- Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting... - Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now
because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of
antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting... - The Game
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to
NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game... - Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the
inspector at the signal box.
The inspector puts this question to him: "What would... - Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly. Q. Why did... - Okay, here 'tis, boys and girls. After many seconds of intense thought,
I have devised the definitive, and in fact the Official... - When I was out at Union College in Schenectady N.Y,
we had a great college radio station that would give... - My freshman year we had a trick that went around my old dorm.
Someone would put shaving cream on a phone receiver... - Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine:
"Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right...
