Q: What is red and green and nailed to the floor?
A: The same baby, six months later!
A: The same baby, six months later!
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- Q: What's red and screams and goes around in circles?
A: A Baby nailed to the floor... - What is green and doesn't scratch on glass???
The same baby two weeks later... - Q: What's red, green and drips down the wall?
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Granpa's final cough... - What is black, smells and doesn't squirm??
The same baby three weeks later!... - Q: What's pink and red and hangs from the phone line?
A: A baby that was hit by a snowblower... - What is red and scratches on glass??
A baby in a microwave... - What's red and screams?
A skinned baby rolling in salt... - What's red and black and jumps in the air?
A baby in a toaster... - What's Red and Swings?
Baby on a Meat hook...
