Three old nuns, back from long missions to primitive lands, were walking
along the street and one was describing with her hands the tremendous coco-
nuts she'd seen in the South Pacific. The second on, also with her hands,
described the huge bananas she'd seen in Central America. The third nun,
a little deaf, asked, "Father Who?"
along the street and one was describing with her hands the tremendous coco-
nuts she'd seen in the South Pacific. The second on, also with her hands,
described the huge bananas she'd seen in Central America. The third nun,
a little deaf, asked, "Father Who?"
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