The polack got married and on his wedding night the bride disrobed and
suggested he 'get aboard.' The bride was asleep by the time the polack
got back from the lumberyard.
suggested he 'get aboard.' The bride was asleep by the time the polack
got back from the lumberyard.
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Alas,
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