Q: Why is shit tapered at the ends?
A: So your asshole doesn't slam shut!
A: So your asshole doesn't slam shut!
Related:
- And so
it ends... - THE SHIT LIST
Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit... - Taoism = Shit Happens.
If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism... - Q: Why were the gays able to evacuate San Francisco so quickly after the
earthquake?
A: Because they already had their shit packed... - The doctor wanted to write a prescription, so he reached in his pocket and
pulled out a thermometer.
"Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen... - The Worlds Great Religions Interpret the Philosophy "Shit Happens"
Taoism -
Shit happens. Confucianism - Confucius say, "Shit... - Q: Why is being a dick not all it's cracked up to be?
A: First of all you have a head but no brains; there's... - How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one.
To slam the car boot shut...
