The Seven Dwarfs were having an audience with the pope when Dopey raised his hand and said,

The Seven Dwarfs were having an audience with the pope when Dopey raised
his hand and said, "Excuse me? Your Holiness?" The pope said, "Yes, my son?
What can I do for you?" Dopey said, "Are there nuns at the North Pole?" The
pope give it some thought and finally said, "No, I don't believe there are.
It's very cold at the North Pole." A little later in the audience, Dopey
raised his hand again. "Your Holiness, I have another question." "Yes, my
son, what is it?" "Do you have nuns at the south pole?" asked Dopey. "Well,
it's much colder there than it is at the North pole," said the pope. "I
don't believe we have any clergy there." Dopey's face fell. "Oh," he said.
Then, from the back of the room, came a little voice: "Dopey fucked a
penguin, Dopey fucked a penguin ..."