One night two vampire buddies were feeling hungry. One said to the other,
"What do you feel like? Chinese?" The other said, "No, not filling enough."
"Mexican?" "No, too spicy." "Italian?" "Sounds good ..." So they flew
around until they found an Italian, came right down on him, and drank him
dry. But they had to get rid of the body, so they flew out over a swamp and
dropped the dead Italian in the murky waters. The next night, same thing.
"Hungry?" "Yes." "Chinese?" "No." "Mexican?" "No" "Italian?" "Yes." They
found another one and drank him dry. Afterwards, they flew the body over
the same swamp, and dropped him. As they were flying away, one of the
vampires said to the other, "Do you hear that singing?" "I don't hear any
singing," replied the other. So they put the incident behind them and kept
on flying. The next night same thing. "Hungry?" "Yes." "Chinese?" "No."
"Mexican?" "No." "Italian?" "Yes." They found another Italian, drank him
dry, fly the body over the same swamp, and dropped it. But this time as
they flew away they both heard the singing, so they went back to check it
out. They flew down and there, sitting on a rock in the center of the swamp,
was an alligator singing "Drained wops keep falling on my head ..."
"What do you feel like? Chinese?" The other said, "No, not filling enough."
"Mexican?" "No, too spicy." "Italian?" "Sounds good ..." So they flew
around until they found an Italian, came right down on him, and drank him
dry. But they had to get rid of the body, so they flew out over a swamp and
dropped the dead Italian in the murky waters. The next night, same thing.
"Hungry?" "Yes." "Chinese?" "No." "Mexican?" "No" "Italian?" "Yes." They
found another one and drank him dry. Afterwards, they flew the body over
the same swamp, and dropped him. As they were flying away, one of the
vampires said to the other, "Do you hear that singing?" "I don't hear any
singing," replied the other. So they put the incident behind them and kept
on flying. The next night same thing. "Hungry?" "Yes." "Chinese?" "No."
"Mexican?" "No." "Italian?" "Yes." They found another Italian, drank him
dry, fly the body over the same swamp, and dropped it. But this time as
they flew away they both heard the singing, so they went back to check it
out. They flew down and there, sitting on a rock in the center of the swamp,
was an alligator singing "Drained wops keep falling on my head ..."
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