A wino was waiting for the city bus. He had a sudden, overwhelming, desire
to shit. He looked down the street and saw his bus about five blocks away.
There was no one around, so he dropped his pants and shit right on the side-
walk. He quickly pulled up his pants just as the bus arrived. The driver
opened the door and the wino, trying to act casual, asked, "What's the fare
to downtown?" The driver said, "A buck and a half for you, and seventy-
five cents for your kid brother."
to shit. He looked down the street and saw his bus about five blocks away.
There was no one around, so he dropped his pants and shit right on the side-
walk. He quickly pulled up his pants just as the bus arrived. The driver
opened the door and the wino, trying to act casual, asked, "What's the fare
to downtown?" The driver said, "A buck and a half for you, and seventy-
five cents for your kid brother."
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