Since her baby came, miss Snow
Won't diddle, she just hollers, "NO!"
She thinks a fat senator,
Was it's likely progenitor
But having laid ten, she can't know ...
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She thinks a fat senator,
Was it's likely progenitor
But having laid ten, she can't know ...
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