Women: Would that we could fall into their hearts without falling into
their hands ...
their hands ...
Related:
- Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron",
then we could do without the ironing... - Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you,
the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings... - Laws we could have done without -
Friedrich II of... - If the human brain would be so simple that we could understand it,
then we would be so dumb that we would not understand... - I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation & how she
would have to make cutbacks.
Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron",... - I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation and how she
would have to make cutbacks.
Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron",... - Rejected Slogans for the Rolling Stones' Tour
10. "Honky-Tonk Women and Grumpy Old Men"
9.
"We Live Through the Concert or Your Money Back" *... - MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX
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1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the... - WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
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"I'm going fishing."
Really means.
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and...
From the same category:
- What will we do for money to live on?" she
asked... - Profanity?
I don't #$%$#^#^# use it... - A dead Pitbull is
a good... - I have a drinking problem:
2 hands and only one mouth ..... - A Senator, a clergyman, and a Boy Scout were passengers
in a small plane that developed engine trouble.
The pilot announced, "We'll have to bail out. Unfortunately...
