Three old jewish men were sitting around a table eating lunch, when the
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back a Christian!" The second and third ones comforted the first - afterall,
they too had suffered similar tragedies. All of a sudden a deep voice boomed
from the clouds,"Wouldn't ya' know? The samething happened to me ..."
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