Two fags havin a chat ...
Bruce: Guess what? I've given up smoking!
Lance: Oh Yeah? What do you do now, instead?
Bruce: I suck lifesavers.
Lance: Thats okay for you - you live close to the beach.
Bruce: Guess what? I've given up smoking!
Lance: Oh Yeah? What do you do now, instead?
Bruce: I suck lifesavers.
Lance: Thats okay for you - you live close to the beach.
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- G'day, Bruce! Oh, Hello Bruce!
How are you Bruce... - A Newfie was going to Toronto on the Airplane and started talking
to an Ontarian.
Newfie: Lord Tundrin' Geeses Bye, What do you do for... - Three gays are driving around San Francisco, when they had to stop for a
red light.
Unfortunately, the large semi-trailer behind them burned... - Letters to God from children"
Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane ... - A man goes to the doctor and says:
- Doc, I would like to live very long.
What should I do? - I think that is a wise decision... - CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? ... - A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients
behaving rather strangely.
The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
%end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you... - HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?"
SHE:
"Well, I guess so" HE: "Would you go to bed with...
From the same category:
- A guy goes to a doctor and says 'i think i got aids' doc says tests'll take a
few days come back next week.
guy comes back and the doc says 'sorry, you got aids'... - Oh, what a lovely cow!" exclaimed the young woman from the city.
"But why doesn't it have any horns?" "There are many... - If you are a burgler, then we are probably at home but can't come
to the phone right now
Otherwise,
we probably aren't at home... - This one is entirely my fault.
The Republican Prayer
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Our Gipper, who art in Washington, Ronald be Thy... - Under the old apple tree.... is where she first showed it to me.
She showed me her spot and she called it a twat.. But...
