John and Mike entered the Boston Marathon. After they'd been running for
awhile, they were passed by another runner. "I know that guy," John said,
"That's Bill Rodgers - he won the race a couple of years ago." A few minutes
later, another racer passed them with long, loping strides. "And that was
Grete Waitz!" John exclaimed. Just then, ambulance sirens began to wail in
the distance, and a runner sprinted by so quickly that he was just a blur.
"Who was THAT?" Mike asked. "Him?" John answered. "He's some lawyer ..."
awhile, they were passed by another runner. "I know that guy," John said,
"That's Bill Rodgers - he won the race a couple of years ago." A few minutes
later, another racer passed them with long, loping strides. "And that was
Grete Waitz!" John exclaimed. Just then, ambulance sirens began to wail in
the distance, and a runner sprinted by so quickly that he was just a blur.
"Who was THAT?" Mike asked. "Him?" John answered. "He's some lawyer ..."
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