One day, three baby boys were born in the hospital, at the same time, and
the nurses got them mixed up. They were Jewish, Polish and German. Everyone
stood around wondering how to sort them out, when the German father stepped
forward, clicked his heals, and shouted, "Achtung!" The german baby jumped
up, threw his hand in the air, and replied "Seig Heil!" The Jewish baby shit
his diapers and the Polish baby played in it.
the nurses got them mixed up. They were Jewish, Polish and German. Everyone
stood around wondering how to sort them out, when the German father stepped
forward, clicked his heals, and shouted, "Achtung!" The german baby jumped
up, threw his hand in the air, and replied "Seig Heil!" The Jewish baby shit
his diapers and the Polish baby played in it.
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