Advice is like bullshit - everyone wants to give you a load of it.
Related:
- Never give advice to people -
they won't take it and will then blame you because... - We give nothing as willingly as our
advice... - Find Out The Advice They Want,
& Give It To... - YOU KNOW YOU NEED AN UPGRADE...
when Microsoft tech support picks up the phone before
Windows 95 finishes booting
when you call tech support and they say your version of software
has been obsolete for 5 years
when that bright idea you had of pounding a 3-1/4" disk thin so
it'll fit in the 5-1/4" slot didn't quite work
when the bad blocks on your disk outnumber the good ones
if your PC is big enough to use as an end table
if it's so old that you can't even find a nonprofit organization
that will take it as a donation
when you can no longer find those special metallic cassette tapes
when everyone's raving about hooking their computers up to the
television and you'd never used any other kind of monitor
hey,
I'm NOT upgrading my VIC 20, OK?!!! when your... - This Tag-line
Wants You... - If you want my advice,
pay me... - How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in-
Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt... - I'd give everyone a Twinkie,
but I'm not a Hostess....
From the same category:
- NEVER WORRY ABOUT MONEY AGAIN!
WIN A FREE VACATION!
This really works and is almost legal! Hello, my... - The gentleman replied,
"You're not going to believe my story... - A little old Jewish man and women are discussing marriage.
They spend hour upon hour talking about their likes... - A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
"Sorry. We don't serve bears here" said the bartender... - All obvious theorems are true.
-- Pommersheim's Principle
All true theorems are obvious.
Keane's...
