The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young
charges, and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grow up. A
twelve year old said, "I want to be a prostitute." The Mother Superior
fainted dead away on the spot. When they revived her, she raised her head
from the ground and gasped, "What-did-you-say?!" The young girl shrugged,
"I want to be a prostitute." "A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said. "Oh
praise sweet Jesus! And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."
charges, and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grow up. A
twelve year old said, "I want to be a prostitute." The Mother Superior
fainted dead away on the spot. When they revived her, she raised her head
from the ground and gasped, "What-did-you-say?!" The young girl shrugged,
"I want to be a prostitute." "A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said. "Oh
praise sweet Jesus! And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."
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