Some notes on friends:
1) You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't
pick your friend's nose!
2) You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't
roll your friends into little green balls!
1) You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't
pick your friend's nose!
2) You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't
roll your friends into little green balls!
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