Frank Zappa on Rock Stars:
"All you have to do today, is grab yer guitar, hold it like its your
weenie, aim it heavenward and play everything you can in 30 seconds."
"All you have to do today, is grab yer guitar, hold it like its your
weenie, aim it heavenward and play everything you can in 30 seconds."
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The Brunching Shuttlecocks
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