An eight year old girl tried checking a book out of the library, titled
'Advice for Young Mothers.' The librarian, being a typically nosey and
puritanical librarian, asked, "Why do you want to check out this particular
book, dear?" The little girl replied, "Because I collect moths."
'Advice for Young Mothers.' The librarian, being a typically nosey and
puritanical librarian, asked, "Why do you want to check out this particular
book, dear?" The little girl replied, "Because I collect moths."
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