One day, Little Saddam was riding his donkey when and he pulled into the donkey store and said to the owner,

One day, Little Saddam was riding his donkey when and he pulled into the
donkey store and said to the owner, "Hey, can you check the asshole on my
donkey?" The guy in the store looked at the donkey's asshole and said,
"There's nothing wrong, why did you think there was?" "Well," said Little
Saddam, "I was riding along minding my own business when two shieks said
`look at the asshole on that donkey.'"

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