Late one scorching day in old New Mexico, the Lone Ranger rode up to a bar,

Late one scorching day in old New Mexico, the Lone Ranger rode up to a bar,
dismounted and tied up Silver. He was sitting at the bar, enjoying a well-
earned drink, when his faithful sidekick ran in. "I think Silver is over-
heated," Tonto exclaimed. "What should I do?" "Well, go out and stir up a
good breeze by running circles around him," the Lone Ranger calmly replied.
A few drinks later, a stranger approached the Lone Ranger: "Does that big,
white horse out there belong to you?" "Yes, why?" said the Lone Ranger.
"Wehl," drawled the cowboy, "yuh left the injun runnin'."

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