A PLUMBER WAS CALLED TO FIX A PIPE. HE ARRIVED, BANGED ON THE PIPES FOR 15
MINUTES, AND SAID TO THE HOMEOWNER, WELL THAT'LL BE $35. THE HOMEOWNER
SAID"THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!!- WHY THAT'S $140 PER HOUR!! I'M A LAWYER AND I
ONLY MAKE $100 AN HOUR!!" THE PLUMBER REPLIED, "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I GOT WHEN
I WAS A LAWYER"
MINUTES, AND SAID TO THE HOMEOWNER, WELL THAT'LL BE $35. THE HOMEOWNER
SAID"THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!!- WHY THAT'S $140 PER HOUR!! I'M A LAWYER AND I
ONLY MAKE $100 AN HOUR!!" THE PLUMBER REPLIED, "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I GOT WHEN
I WAS A LAWYER"
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