Late one night, an 80 year old man was about to make love to his beautiful,
young girlfriend. The petite nymphet noticed that the old man was wearing a
condom: "You don't have to wear that," said the young girl. "I'm on the
pill." "You don't understand," said the old man. "Dampness irritates my
arthritis."
young girlfriend. The petite nymphet noticed that the old man was wearing a
condom: "You don't have to wear that," said the young girl. "I'm on the
pill." "You don't understand," said the old man. "Dampness irritates my
arthritis."
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