The floor manager of the Men's Department at May Company notices that a large
crowd has gathered around the tie section and that there seems to be quite a
disturbance brewing. He rushes over and breaks through the crowd to discover a
blind man swinging his seeing-eye dog around over his head by the dog's tail.
At a loss for what to do, he runs to the man's side and says, "Sir! Sir! What's
wrong? Can I help you?" Whereupon the blind man replies, "No, thanks. I'm just
looking around!"
crowd has gathered around the tie section and that there seems to be quite a
disturbance brewing. He rushes over and breaks through the crowd to discover a
blind man swinging his seeing-eye dog around over his head by the dog's tail.
At a loss for what to do, he runs to the man's side and says, "Sir! Sir! What's
wrong? Can I help you?" Whereupon the blind man replies, "No, thanks. I'm just
looking around!"
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