To Be Tried On Acquaintances:
You: "I read a poll the other day that half of all people masturbate in
the shower, and the other half sings. Do you know what they sing?"
Their Standard Answer: "I don't know."
Your Witty Reply: "I was wondering why your hand was calloused."
"No wonder you need glasses ..."
(etc).
You: "I read a poll the other day that half of all people masturbate in
the shower, and the other half sings. Do you know what they sing?"
Their Standard Answer: "I don't know."
Your Witty Reply: "I was wondering why your hand was calloused."
"No wonder you need glasses ..."
(etc).
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