One night a guy got to the ballpark late. He saw three old ladies in the
stands - passed out with an empty bottle of booze beside them. Right away,
he knew the status of the game:
It was the bottom of the fifth and the bags were loaded.
stands - passed out with an empty bottle of booze beside them. Right away,
he knew the status of the game:
It was the bottom of the fifth and the bags were loaded.
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