There are three rules that men over 80 -MUST- remember:
1) Never waste a boner - even if you are alone.
2) Take a piss every chance you get.
3) And never, ever, trust a fart.
1) Never waste a boner - even if you are alone.
2) Take a piss every chance you get.
3) And never, ever, trust a fart.
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