A guy from Georgia enrolled at Harvard and on his first day there was walking
across the campus and asked an upperclassman (drawling heavily),"Excuse me,
can you tell me where the library is at?" The upperclassman responded, "At
Harvard we do not end sentences with prepositions." The Georgian then replied,
"Well then, could you tell me where the library is at, asshole?"
across the campus and asked an upperclassman (drawling heavily),"Excuse me,
can you tell me where the library is at?" The upperclassman responded, "At
Harvard we do not end sentences with prepositions." The Georgian then replied,
"Well then, could you tell me where the library is at, asshole?"
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