One afternoon a man was walking along a farm road with his daughter, when
they came upon two sheep. The two sheep were in the process of mating and
the father, noticing his daughters interest, quickly explained that the
sheep on top had hurt his two front hooves and the other sheep was helping
him get back to the barn. His daughter turned around, and smiled at her dad,
and said, "Isn't it funny that when you help someone, they almost always
screw you in the end?"
they came upon two sheep. The two sheep were in the process of mating and
the father, noticing his daughters interest, quickly explained that the
sheep on top had hurt his two front hooves and the other sheep was helping
him get back to the barn. His daughter turned around, and smiled at her dad,
and said, "Isn't it funny that when you help someone, they almost always
screw you in the end?"
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