There were these three old guys sitting around at a rest home, discussing
their health. The first guy, 70 years old, said, "I just wish I was still
able to take a good piss." The second guy, 80 years old, said, "Yeah, me
too, but more than anything, I wish I could still take a good shit." The
third old codger, at 90 years of age, said, "I take a good piss every morn-
ing about 7:30. Then, about 9:20, I take a good shit. I just wish I could
wake up earlier than eleven ..."
their health. The first guy, 70 years old, said, "I just wish I was still
able to take a good piss." The second guy, 80 years old, said, "Yeah, me
too, but more than anything, I wish I could still take a good shit." The
third old codger, at 90 years of age, said, "I take a good piss every morn-
ing about 7:30. Then, about 9:20, I take a good shit. I just wish I could
wake up earlier than eleven ..."
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