On this farm there used to be a cat and a rooster, but the rooster and the cat didn't get along very well

On this farm there used to be a cat and a rooster, but the rooster and the
cat didn't get along very well. The cat was nosey about where the rooster
went everyday, but the rooster wouldn't tell him anything at all and this
made the cat mad. So one day the cat decided to follow the rooster to see
where it was he went everyday. He followed the rooster to a stream where
the rooster would jump across, but the cat was afraid of falling in. This
went on about a week and then the one day the rooster saw the cat follow
him and stop at the stream, too afraid to cross over. The rooster started
jumping back and fourth across the stream teasing the cat because he was
afraid to jump over. This made the cat very mad and he decided if the
rooster could do it then so could he. The cat got a running start and
jumped, but landed in the middle of the stream where he drowned. The
moral of this story is that for every happy cock there is a wet pussy.