Well, lawyers aren't that bad . . . if you cook 'em long enough!
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- If you live long enough it will
kill you... - PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE LIKE WOMEN
by: Daniel J.
Salomon Department of Computer Science, University... - You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and
keep 'em!... - Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar
and about 7,000,000 people singing.
I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You... - I Like 'em Dead
I was just 13 when my mommy caught me
French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said... - If you can't write 'em,
steal 'em... - What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer who's gone bad? Senator.... - Surgery Whisperings
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY:
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. ... - These are actual bumper stickers:
* Your kid may be an honors student,
but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents'...
