The man at the bar casually leaned over and asked a woman passing by,
"Excuse me, miss, do you have the time?" "What?" she said loudly, "How dare
you proposition me!" Noticing that every eye in the place turned toward him,
the man mumbled, "I just asked the time, miss." "I WILL CALL THE POLICE IF
YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD!" she shrieked, even louder this time. Mortally
embarrassed, the man slunk off to a corner of the bar. A few minutes later,
the young woman approached him with an apology. "You'll have to excuse me,"
she said. "I'm writing a doctoral thesis on the response of human beings to
sudden shocking statements." The man looked at her curiously, then said in
his loudest voice, "YOU'LL DO ALL THAT, ALL NIGHT, FOR JUST TEN DOLLARS?"
"Excuse me, miss, do you have the time?" "What?" she said loudly, "How dare
you proposition me!" Noticing that every eye in the place turned toward him,
the man mumbled, "I just asked the time, miss." "I WILL CALL THE POLICE IF
YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD!" she shrieked, even louder this time. Mortally
embarrassed, the man slunk off to a corner of the bar. A few minutes later,
the young woman approached him with an apology. "You'll have to excuse me,"
she said. "I'm writing a doctoral thesis on the response of human beings to
sudden shocking statements." The man looked at her curiously, then said in
his loudest voice, "YOU'LL DO ALL THAT, ALL NIGHT, FOR JUST TEN DOLLARS?"
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