WHEN CLOWNS GO BAD
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There's a new source of trouble in your neighborhood
Now it's spreadin' everywhere and you know it ain't good
Floppy shoes
Silly clothes
They scare your children with a fake rubber nose
When clowns go bad
When clowns go bad
You know it's such a disgrace
You get a pie in the face
When clowns go bad
Now they're comin' from the circus and they're robbin' liquor stores
They don't tip the waiters and they're trickin' the whores
Orange hair
Painted grins
Ain't gonna see 'em jugglin' bowling pins
When clowns go bad
When clowns go bad
Now ain't it a shame
Barnum-Bailey is to blame
When clowns go bad
They're mugging old ladies for their government checks
And all the boys down at precinct are emotional wrecks
Krazy Kars
Polka dots
They're drinkin' Pabst Blue Ribbon in the church parking lot
When clowns go bad
When clowns go bad
The world's in a mess
If it's comin' down to this
And clowns go bad
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There's a new source of trouble in your neighborhood
Now it's spreadin' everywhere and you know it ain't good
Floppy shoes
Silly clothes
They scare your children with a fake rubber nose
When clowns go bad
When clowns go bad
You know it's such a disgrace
You get a pie in the face
When clowns go bad
Now they're comin' from the circus and they're robbin' liquor stores
They don't tip the waiters and they're trickin' the whores
Orange hair
Painted grins
Ain't gonna see 'em jugglin' bowling pins
When clowns go bad
When clowns go bad
Now ain't it a shame
Barnum-Bailey is to blame
When clowns go bad
They're mugging old ladies for their government checks
And all the boys down at precinct are emotional wrecks
Krazy Kars
Polka dots
They're drinkin' Pabst Blue Ribbon in the church parking lot
When clowns go bad
When clowns go bad
The world's in a mess
If it's comin' down to this
And clowns go bad
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