Two young lawyers decide to get married. They go off on their honey moon
and when asked by their friends how it was, they smile and say it was
nice. When pressed about how it was for them "their first time" they both
get a puzzled look on their face. "Don't you know about sex?" asked their
friend. "No, why?" was the reply. "Why don't you go and see a doctor
then!"
Fearing this disease "sex", the young lawyer takes his wife to the doctor
and asks what sex is. The doctor says, "if you don't know by now, I
should probably show you." So the doctor undresses the female lawyer,
lays her on the examaning table, and makes mad, passionate love to her.
When the doctor finished, he asks the husband, "now do you have any
questions?" And the young lawyer replies, "well, yes - how often do I
have to bring her in?"
and when asked by their friends how it was, they smile and say it was
nice. When pressed about how it was for them "their first time" they both
get a puzzled look on their face. "Don't you know about sex?" asked their
friend. "No, why?" was the reply. "Why don't you go and see a doctor
then!"
Fearing this disease "sex", the young lawyer takes his wife to the doctor
and asks what sex is. The doctor says, "if you don't know by now, I
should probably show you." So the doctor undresses the female lawyer,
lays her on the examaning table, and makes mad, passionate love to her.
When the doctor finished, he asks the husband, "now do you have any
questions?" And the young lawyer replies, "well, yes - how often do I
have to bring her in?"
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