A bum walked into a bar and sat down next to a drunk who was studying some-
thing in his hand. The bum leaned closer as the drunk held the object up to
the light. "Well, it looks like plastic," the drunk said. Then he rolled it
around in his fingers and added, "And it feels like rubber." Curious, the
bum asked, "What do you have there?" The drunk shook his head. "Damned if
I know. It looks like plastic and feels like rubber." The bum said, "Let
me take a look." He examined it, rolled it between his fingers and said,
"Yeah, you're right. It does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I
don't know what it is. Where did you get it?" The drunk replied, "Out of
my nose."
thing in his hand. The bum leaned closer as the drunk held the object up to
the light. "Well, it looks like plastic," the drunk said. Then he rolled it
around in his fingers and added, "And it feels like rubber." Curious, the
bum asked, "What do you have there?" The drunk shook his head. "Damned if
I know. It looks like plastic and feels like rubber." The bum said, "Let
me take a look." He examined it, rolled it between his fingers and said,
"Yeah, you're right. It does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I
don't know what it is. Where did you get it?" The drunk replied, "Out of
my nose."
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