Why do JAP'S get married?--Because vibrators can't take them shopping.
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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?--On a blind date, of course.
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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?--On a blind date, of course.
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- Q: Why is one of Helen Keller's legs yellow?
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Because her dog is blind too... - Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FACE?
A: BOBBING FOR FRENCH FRIES.
Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FINGERS? A: READING... - Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room... - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine... - Q: How can you tell if Helen Keller has brushed her teeth?
A: By the Gleam in her eye... - How many JAP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. Four to bitch and one to get her boyfriend to... - Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she didn't do her homework?
A: They stomped on all her braille books with golf... - Young Kids With Real Insight
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff...
