A black man goes to the unemployment office. The counselor tells him they have a scanner that determines what job will best suit him,

A black man goes to the unemployment office. The counselor tells him
they have a scanner that determines what job will best suit him, and
leads him to a booth. "A tape will come out with code letters on it,
and you just bring this tape to me when it's finished. Now I can't stay
in the booth with you because it will read both of us and get confused."
So the black guy waits in the booth, a light comes on, and a scanning
device starts moving around his body. The tape with code letters starts
coming out the the machine. The first letters are B I M M. "Bimm? What
be Bimm? I know, I be working for Bimm Corporation. Alright!" Now the
second line of code comes out: H Y . "H Y? Hawaii! I be working for
Bimm Corporation in Hawaii!" The third line now emerges, B A R . "Hot
damn! I be tending bar in Hawaii for Bimm!" And then another line: T P
C T . "T P C T? What that? I know! Ten Percent! I be getting ten percent
tending bar in Hawaii for Bimm!" The COMPLETE light turns on, so he
leaves the booth and saunters over to the counselor with the tape,
grinning from ear to ear. "I know what this code means! I be working
for Bimm Corporation in Hawaii, tending bar and I get ten percent!"