The gentleman then began his story. "One day not too long ago, I was out of
work and decided to do some beachcombing to kill some time. As I was walking
along, I saw this glint of metal in the sand. I picked up a strange metal
object which was corroded and dirty. I rubbed it to get an idea of what it
would look like when it was cleaned up. And POOF a genie appeared. I thought I
was crazy or somebody was playing a joke on me or something.
work and decided to do some beachcombing to kill some time. As I was walking
along, I saw this glint of metal in the sand. I picked up a strange metal
object which was corroded and dirty. I rubbed it to get an idea of what it
would look like when it was cleaned up. And POOF a genie appeared. I thought I
was crazy or somebody was playing a joke on me or something.
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