Laurel and Loren were this newlywed white couple that wanted to raise black children,

Laurel and Loren were this newlywed white couple that wanted to
raise black children, and set out to work. Nine moths later, the fruits
of there labor was born: a lovely white girl. Pleased but disappointed,
Loren decided to ask a black friend of his why the couldn't have
black children.
The fellow took him aside and asked
"Is your penis at least 1 foot long?"
Loren said no.
"Is it at least 3 inches thick?"
Again Loren answered in the negative.
"Well there's your problem man! You let in too much light!"

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