The story is told of a young Czechoslovakian, a Russian
officer, a little old lady, and an attractive young woman
riding on a train.
Shortly after the train entered a dark tunnel, the passengers
heard a kiss, then a loud slap.
The girl thought,"Isn't it odd the Russian tried to kiss the
old lady and not me?"
The old lady thought,"That is a good girl with fine morals."
The Russian officer thought,"That Czech officer is a smart
fellow; he steals the kiss and I get slapped."
The Czech thought,"Perfect. I kiss the back of my hand, slap
a Russian officer, and get away with it!"
officer, a little old lady, and an attractive young woman
riding on a train.
Shortly after the train entered a dark tunnel, the passengers
heard a kiss, then a loud slap.
The girl thought,"Isn't it odd the Russian tried to kiss the
old lady and not me?"
The old lady thought,"That is a good girl with fine morals."
The Russian officer thought,"That Czech officer is a smart
fellow; he steals the kiss and I get slapped."
The Czech thought,"Perfect. I kiss the back of my hand, slap
a Russian officer, and get away with it!"
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