Q: What's the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
A: In a straight rodeo they yell, "Ride that sucker!"
A: In a straight rodeo they yell, "Ride that sucker!"
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The fans of the straight rider yell "ride that sucker... - Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers... - O.E.D.
or rodeo... - What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
At a straight rodeo, they yell "Ride that sucker."... - Q: Know what a rodeo fuck is?
A: You start to screw your wife doggie style,
hold on to her shoulders, and whisper in her ear... - What's Rodeo Sex?
Well, it's where your lady friend is on all fours,
you are firmly ensconced from the rear with a breast... - Well it's forty below
And I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck
and I'm off to the rodeo
*chorus*
It's an alamand (sp?) left
An alamand right
Come on you mother fucker
Get your right step right
Get off stage
You God damn dude you know
Piss me off
Fuckin' jerk
Get on my nerve
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
*chorus*
Well it's forty below
And I don't have a truck
And I don't give a fuck
Cause I'm off to the rodeo
*chorus*
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Gary Lee and the... - The shortest distance between two puns ...
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A: Snowballs...
