Yeah, Aggies can be real touchy. Why just last week, I was swapping Aggie
jokes with a friend at a bar. The guy sitting next to us seemed to get
redder and redder after each one. Finally having heard enough he
announced, loudly, "I'll have you know that I'M an Aggie!" The temptation
was too much, so I replied "Well I'll tell the next one real slow." At
this, he stormed out of the bar. A half hour later, I was walking out to
my car when the Aggie jumped out from behind a bush brandishing a razor!
Luckely for me, it wasn't plugged in.
jokes with a friend at a bar. The guy sitting next to us seemed to get
redder and redder after each one. Finally having heard enough he
announced, loudly, "I'll have you know that I'M an Aggie!" The temptation
was too much, so I replied "Well I'll tell the next one real slow." At
this, he stormed out of the bar. A half hour later, I was walking out to
my car when the Aggie jumped out from behind a bush brandishing a razor!
Luckely for me, it wasn't plugged in.
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